awwww-cute:

Today my 7 week old puppy saw himself for the first time

heathicorn:

apparently some guy named mark was trying to tell my mom he needed to speak with my dad about any financial transactions my mom was making because he was the man of the house and she did not take kindly to his implying that my dad was the primary breadwinner/person in charge in our family so

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spring1999:

*accidentally gives everyone in the row a lap dance while getting up to go to the washroom at the movie theatre*

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tatehorror:

tatehorror:

Today my dad texted my mum (they have been divorced for 12 years) completely out of nowhere and said “hello miss cranky pants”

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unclefather:

"name one video game thats better than GTA 5"

uh thats easy? barbie horse adventures wild horse rescue? 

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lilysinthefall:

A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

get out

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rib-caged:

I hate when guys are like “oh you’re not one of those girls that’s going to order a salad for dinner are you?” MAYBE I AM. MAYBE I FUCKING LIKE SALADS. HAVE YOU EVEN TASTED RASPBERRY VINAIGRETTE. 

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