thisgingerbringstheflavor:

that guy in the back is exactly what i’m going through at this very moment

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Poe’s Law: That moment when a Fox Business commentator sounds just like a Disney villain.

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puppetcams:

The year is 2540, a student in history class notices something off about his textbook. “How come these textbooks skip the years 1990 through 1999?” The teacher puts his air-marker down on the table, lowers his head, and sighs. “Because…” he lifts his head, a single tear rolls down his cheek, “… only 90’s kids remember the 90’s”

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africancheewahwah:

The fact that most guys’ first response to a woman wanting equality is “SO CAN I HIT U NOW” is sort of terrifying
Like that’s the first thing you’re concerned about? I just want equal pay and you want to punch me in the face? Cool cool

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awwww-cute:

Every time I visit my mom, I get stuck watching the kids

awwww-cute:

My dog and horse are best friends

“How amazing it is to find someone who wants to hear about all the things that go on in your head.”
— Nina LaCour, Hold Still  (via californiagirlwearingpearls)

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llamasouls:

llamasouls:

llamasouls:

haha my friends having his penis deducted at a catholic hospital and like before the surgery all the nurses prayed over his dick for a “fast recovery” haha

update
apparently one of them was holding his dick and the doctor was all like “let us pray” and the person just continued to hold it

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“Do not try to be pretty. You weren’t meant to be pretty; you were meant to burn down the earth and graffiti the sky. Don’t let anyone ever simplify you to just “pretty.””
Things I Wish My Mother Had Taught Me | d.a.s  (via solacity)

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